Spooks, anyone?

So for some reason my mentalfloss links took me to an article about the top creepiest places in the United States, which was an interesting read, and one thing led to another and the next thing I know I'm on a website of the most haunted places in Georgia (random state, I know). Anyway, reading the description of some of these places is quite a scream (let me say now: I do not believe in ghosts, so it's hard to take most of this seriously) and one description in particular really cracked me up: It says "Atlanta-Six Flags: People have seen a little girl wondering around pretending like she is lost. If you follow her she will lead you so far into the woods you won't be able to find your way back, and then she disappears." Anyway, my query is this: if she leads you into the woods so far that you can't find your way back, then who is coming back to tell the story? Really? LOL.